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Differences between friends & best friends

  • FRIENDS:

    Will comfort you when he rejects you.

  • BEST FRIENDS:

    Will go up and ask him, “It’s because you’re gay, isn’t it?”

  • FRIENDS:

    Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

  • BEST FRIENDS:

    Will call him up and whisper, “you will die in Seven days…”

  • FRIENDS:

    Help you up when you fall.

  • BEST FRIENDS:

    Keeps on walking saying, “Walk much, dumb ass?”

  • FRIENDS:

    Help you find your prince.

  • BEST FRIENDS:

    Kidnap him and brings him to you.

  • FRIENDS:

    Will ask you if you’re okay when you’re crying.

  • BEST FRIENDS:

    Will laugh at you and say, “Ha Ha, Loser!”

  • FRIENDS:

    Will offer you a soda.

  • BEST FRIENDS:

    Will dump theirs on you.

  • FRIENDS:

    Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

  • BEST FRIENDS:

    Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

  • FRIENDS:

    Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

  • BEST FRIENDS:

    Takes yours and says, “Run, fucker, run!”

  • FRIENDS:

    Will help you move.

  • BEST FRIENDS:

    Will help you move the bodies.

  • FRIENDS:

    Will bail you out of jail.

  • BEST FRIENDS:

    Would be in the room next to you saying, “That was awesome! Let’s do it again!”

  • FRIENDS:

    Would bail you out of jail again

  • BEST FRIENDS:

    Would be sitting next to you saying “DAMN!” we messed up!

  • FRIENDS:

    Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

  • BEST FRIENDS:

    Help themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

  • FRIENDS:

    Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

  • BEST FRIENDS:

    Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

  • FRIENDS:

    Have never seen you cry.

  • BEST FRIENDS:

    Wont tell everyone else you cried…just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

  • FRIENDS:

    Asks you to write down your number.

  • BEST FRIENDS:

    Have you on speed dial.

  • FRIENDS:

    Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

  • BEST FRIENDS:

    Loses your stuff and tells you, “My bad…here’s a tissue.”

  • FRIENDS:

    Only know a few things about you.

  • BEST FRIENDS:

    Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story…

  • FRIENDS:

    Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

  • BEST FRIENDS:

    Will kick the whole crowd’s ass that left you

  • FRIENDS:

    Would knock on your front door.

  • BEST FRIENDS:

    Walk right in and say “I’M HOME.”

  • FRIENDS:

    You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

  • BEST FRIENDS:

    Already know not to tell.

  • FRIENDS:

    Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

  • BEST FRIENDS:

    Are for life.

  • FRIENDS:

    Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you’ve had enough.

  • BEST FRIENDS:

    Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say “Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don’t waste!

  • FRIENDS:

    Would read and ignore this.

  • BEST FRIENDS:

    Will repost this :)

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